About Me


 Bethany Hoeflich lives in Central Pennsylvania with her husband, three children and an assortment of furry (and scaly) creatures.  

 Monday through Friday, Bethany is at the mercy of the sadistic whims of her scatterbrained muse, feverishly churning out the words for her next novel.

On the weekends, Bethany wrestles narwhals, participates in competitive taco-eating competitions and visits alternate dimensions through a rift in her stereotypically dark, spooky basement.